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08/04/2008 More YouTube. This time in the form of Shed Demolition. You can see the pic down below from 16/06/2006 when I actually filmed the clip. Just took me
a while to edit it...
21/09/2007 Being lazy, I though i'd just embed a wee youTube clip...
23/06/2007 I cut myself! Also shot some cans...
Fixing a bike the other day, I managed to slice part of my hand open with a
stanley knife. Click 
to have a look.
Today, I decided to try out the air rifle! I found some 4 year old cans in the
garage for targets. Amazing fun! Click 
to see the Windwos Media Video!
30/05/2007 Comedy Bill the Cook!
Today, I thought that I'd bake some scones. I made a wee image gallery so you can click Here to have a look. The recipe can be found at bbc.co.uk But I did not include the Zest... I have enough of that already!
27/04/2007 Mountain Biking at Kirroughtree!
Here is a wee video of me completing the last part of the "McMoab" obstacle on the Kirroughtree black route in Galloway forrest.
16/04/2007 Archive Footage!
I've added the very first video I ever took with my camcorder. Up on Dundonald
Hill in a field of horses!
Warning! Extreme Swearing
28/03/2007 The Mr Bean clip was shown on TV today but sadly did not win!
Click here to download the clip
21/03/2007
Be sure to watch Richard and Judy, starting at 5pm, Channel 4 on Wednesday 28th March 2007!
There was a competition to re-make the classic Mr Bean sketch of him getting
his swimming trunks on whilst being watched. I planned how I was going to do
this on the train home from uni one night. The next day, the sun was shining
and I thought I'd make he most of it. I called my mate, Harman and he came
round to help out with filming. The picture is a clip from the sketch. I shall
upload the video after next week's show.
12/03/2007 Hello, And a VERY late welcome to 2007!
LegWeak 'dances' while Comedy Bill tries to shoot a shower gell bottle with his air rifle.
Gun Dance Prance5/12/2006 Hello! From the depths of uni work, I find the time to cut and edit this following clip from my Dunfermline footage!
Please give a warm mouse-click for Table Wrestler George
Here is a picture I took a couple of weeks ago and I think it would make an
ideal desktop wallpaper. The contents of the bottle left of centre was consumed
by me in a only few hours at the above George's 17th birthday party! (many many
years ago).
20/10/2006 As promised, here is some more archive footage straight from the depths of Comedy Bill's world of mystery!
First up we have the prequel to "Sleeping Bag Escapology". The Sleeping Bag
video was filmed near at Fordel Firs one weekend. On the way there, I picked up
Robbie and George from the train station. This is recorded in my car on arival
at Inverkeithing.
Breakfast at Inverkeithing
(bit of free advertising for a certain bakery!)
Next clip on offer from this evening onwards is the motion picture events
following the Russian Ghost dress-up featured bellow on the 05/03/2006. The
actual footage and that picture may be from late 2005. Here is
Ghost Dance
I hope these clips keep you entertained! Till next time folks....!
13/10/2006 Hello! Hopefully this is the start of many old videos finding
their way to the editing software and then the website! Here is...
Sleeping Bag Escapology!
09/10/2006 Laziness strikes again and I've left it far too long for an update! (Sorry!).
So whats been happening!?...
I spent the summer doing various things and going various places! Switzerland for a couple of weeks and also on an easyCruise for a week! Both holidays were great and heres a pictures page with some holiday photos. The holiday pictures page
06/07/2006 Hi, Well tonights lack of people wanting to go to the pub quiz left me at a loose end. However, I went over to LegWeak's house and the night was then filled with funny phone calls!
| LeakWeak's Calls | |
|---|---|
| Description | File (MP3) |
| "James" phones A Partridge about bagel | bagel_lady.mp3 |
| You're on the radio! | radio.mp3 |
| Partridge you were meant to meet me! | james.mp3 |
Legweak has also requested that I put up some old footage from my archive. Insanely random as I suppose you could class alot of my videos, but hey! Here it is: Crumbs
03/07/2006 In Glasgow last night, there was a group of Oompa Loompas running around! As proof, here is a photo taken on my phone!
16/06/2006 Major lack of site updates I know! But there is stuff on the way...
Coming soon: Shed Demolishion!
14/05/2006 Morning! It's 02:10 on Sunday and I've just spent the last 6 hours programming java. I think it's time for a little break, so here I am. I have more programming to do whenever I get up later today!
I'd like to take this opertunity to condemn the 'Happy Slappy' craze of recent times. Hitting random people for videoing on mobile phones is nasty. People have been known to end up in hospital.
...Therefore - I shall suggest 'Happy Snappy'. This I discovered in university the other day to be tremendous fun. Creep up behind a girl (that A: is wearing a bra and B: has a sense of humour) and 'snap' her bra.
This Video is courtesy of Dave Bisland and the girl featured is Laura. Enjoy!
Bra snap but no slap!Disclaimer: I will not be held resposible should you try this. Do so at your own risk.
08/05/2006 Hello - Welcome to May! (I'm aware that comment might appear 8 days late). But I've been busy with uni coursework and class tests etc. Everything should be finished by the 18th May and I'll post some new things then!
Meanwhile, I'll tell you that I have bought a 1960s/70s moped and it's awesome! Or at least it was till I broke the rear axel by not seeing a pothole. I'll fix it after the 18th and get some pictures or perhaps a whole page dedicated to it.
Tonight in the Garden I saw a hedgehog! Here is a pic!
23/04/2006 I've just got some footage taken when I was up in Aberdeen a couple of months ago when there was snow! (Thanks Gordon). Just a few clips, but better than nothing! Click here to see the video.
Fun in the snow on an Aberdeen Golf Course!
On Friday night, I went to see my friend, Iain, play at Halfcut's gig in ABC1 in Glasgow. The band's site is http://www.halfcuttheband.com. It was a good night and excellent banter in the backstage party after.
18/04/2006 Last night, I went for my second run (ever). It was a 5 Km time trial with the triathlon club. Results here.
Apart from that, I've been playing a fair bit of snooker recently. I'm going to play again tonight and am looking forward to it. I'll be sure to mention how I do in the next update.
I went to the Isle of Arran for a day and a night last week. I didn't seem to take any photos, which isn't like me, but I'll get some from a friend and put a couple up!
31/03/2006 The other day, I was zooming in to Troon in my trusty rusty old Rover and as I bounced over the un-even road, something happened!
On the odd occasion before, I had heard a slight rubbing noise on the front right wheel. I had a look after first hearing the noise and I suspected that the metal gaurd round the brake disc was touching the top of the disc. I bent it back a bit and there wasn't much of a problem. Untill months later...
As the car went over a small bump in the road, the rubbing noise was back in an instant! And this time it was a constant noise that's frequency changed with the speed the wheel went round. This afternoon I took off the car wheel and here is what I found:
As you can see, there's something terribly wrong! The metal guard has broken
loose and spun round to become stuck in this position.
The rubbing noise was this part of the gaurd rubbing on the top of the brake
disc.
The two screws on each side here were also loose. Not a good thing, so I
tightened them up!
This is the part I took out (before it fell out and ripped the tyre to shreds!)
20/03/2006 I spent the last weekend at a scout centre on a Red Cross First Aid course. On saturday night, George, Robbie and I went bowling in Dunfermline at the Bowlplex. We thought we could get more shots by entering our names in twice. However this didn't work and after the 5th shot of the 'six' players, a message read "Plesae purchase more credit"! Clever programmers... After this, we headed to a chippy on Main street, Halbeath. I had an excellent Haggis supper. We went back to the scout centre via Asda where we bought a few DVDs and we were soon sitting infront of the telly tucking into our food after making a circular trip around Dunfermline (for sight seeing purposes obviously...)
After watching "One Hour Photo" and "Saving Private Ryan", we watched a bit of the common wealth games. Then I thought I'd try some Table Wrestling! Check out the House Gymnastics page for more info! Theres more to come so look back soon!
05/03/2006 Hello, been a while since an update! March is here but unfortunately it is still rather cold. I was in Aberdeen the night it turned to March and I enjoyed playing around in the snow they were lucky enough to have up there. Marvellous! There'll be pics of the snow when a certain Gordon Smith finds the USB cable for his camera!
I've also updated the Triathlon part of my sport page. I recently performed well in a swimming time trial!
I've just replaced my MSN display picture with a random dress up photo from a few months ago. Due to all the "nice pic" comments, here it is on the site!
23/02/2006 I bought a tent today! Its a Beer Tent and I got it half price in Millets in Paisley. £25 is a fantastic price! I put it up check it was all there and in good condition. Who puts up a tent in their bedroom?... ME, Comedy Bill. Here is a picture and it needed a wide angle lens to get it all in as I was standing with my back to the wall!
20/02/2006 I thought it's about time for an unpdate however small and random. During a day of tidying, I had Media Player playing my music collection at random*. A sound clip from a fair wee while ago came on that I'd forgotten all about. Here is a clip of my opinion on trousers - specifically jeans! HERE . Don't think I'm crazy hehe, just think its funny...
* Media Player's Random music playing is very poor. Out of 10Gb of music, it seemed to want to play the one (very crappy) Sex Pistol song 3 times in the space of a few hours!Theres also a new quote on the quote page and an update to triathlon
07/02/2006 Well that the first two days back at uni over and I'm ready
for a day off... Lucky me, cause I get Wednesdays off hehe. My red LED
scrolling belt arrived from Hong Kong, China today and I didn't waste time on
trying it out. It's fantastic and can store 6 messages of up to 255 characters
long! I got it on
this eBay store
heres a pic:
02/02/2006 Hello! I am now twenty! I've added the above photo as my official birthday photo. Just like royalty! Its by the reservoir on Dundonald Hill. I'd title it "Looking to the Future"...
I've also added a new video to my Comedy Bill section. Playing with light can be found there. Or... Here
30/01/2006 My exams at uni ended on friday. A relief they are over! I'm planning on learning PHP and re-doing this site with alot more content to come. The fact I say this now with the date listed above has a purpose... See how long it takes me to get round to it! Probably Ages. Other than that, I've added a quote: me saying something daft.
18/01/2006 Ok, well its really the 19th now (02.44) but I've just added a video from tonights random drive! Halt Hector (the car) can be found on the Hector Page enjoy!
02/01/2006 Happy New Year! Welcome to 2006 where you'll have soo much
fun. yeah... exciting isn't it. I can tell most people were thinking, "Another
year, Another Beer" and so got hammered at hogmanay as aposed to the lucky
minority who might have been screwed instead. I got to bed 5.30ish in the
morning. It was a fairly ok night for me. I got to set off some fireworks, and
that's always fun. I spent the rest of the night in Pebbles where, if you were
there, you might have seen me with my mysterious black eye whose origin is a
mystery. Have a nice 2006 what ever you do.
I have made a small update on the quotes page, but it doesn't involve any
quotes!
29/12/2005 "Quotes of the Moment" page added! Quotes from my days.
25/12/2005 Appeal page updated!
06/12/2005 I've added some random plucking to the Music section.
25/10/2005 I've added a new section, Exploration. Also added to the triathlon page."
25/10/2005 Hi there! Welcome to my site. It's VERY much "Under Construction" but I've put a few things here to entertain! Keep checking back to see more content!
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